1. How can I be a part of the football experience without annoying him?
Only ask questions about the game during the commercials; and if you still don’t get it, just pretend and smile. You can ask again on another day.
2. How do I tell him that I prefer the other team?
Wear the other team’s jersey or make sly remarks about how cute the opposing team’s players are. Either way, he won’t like it.
3. How can I get my guy’s attention when he’s watching sports?
Food and sex are two sure things to get a man’s attention because both are necessities. Cook his favorite dish and wear something revealing when you bring it to him. Simple.
4. My guy is so serious when he is watching the game, how do I get him to loosen up?
Make up a silly cheer to perform whenever one team scores and end it with a split. Try to get him to laugh a little.
5. How do I tell him that I don’t want to attend the super bowl party?
You don’t have to say anything. Just sneak out when you’re ready because he probably won’t notice or won’t care.
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